best-of-funny:

handslikehoses:

piercethebeau:

handslikehoses:

handslikehoses:

i bet you never had a friday night like this

i regret making this post with every inch of me

It’s back

PLEASE NO

X

(Source: danworsnop, via and-if-we-climb-this-high)

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

(via and-if-we-climb-this-high)

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad 

(Source: abigaillx, via and-if-we-climb-this-high)

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

(via and-if-we-climb-this-high)

censors:

i wanna be pretty but i’m just horny and sad.

(via unlesstheylistentonickelback)

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

(via and-if-we-climb-this-high)